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Review Rating System

I am not a professional critic. Nor do I pretend to be one, which is the beauty of this page. I’m just another movie-goer, food-lover, bookworm, and overall culture sponge who just happened to take a Review Writing course in college and loved it. I really enjoy trying out new places and sharing my adventures with others, whether they were incredible or unpleasant, because I, myself, rely on others’ observations and reviews to determine whether I would be interested in a particular film, restaurant, club, novel, item, etc. However, keep in mind that these are my views and opinions impressed upon me by my own personal, individual experiences. I am well aware that not everyone will share my same viewpoint, but hey, we’re all entitled to our own, and I’m here to simply share my adventures and make it fun.

That is all.

So, choose your poison: RestaurantsFilmsBooksProducts?

RATING SYSTEM (yes, I’m using ♣ rather than stars…because it’s too time-consuming for me to find out how to input stars on this page…and perhaps it symbolizes if their luck held out or failed for my review):

♣♣♣♣♣: Pure genius. I would gladly sell both kidneys to partake of this fantastic piece of art/music/food/film/book/whatever.

♣♣♣♣: Congratulations. ‘You have been weighed, you have been measured’…and you are NOT wanting! Enjoyable and worthy of my free advertising.

♣♣♣: Is this halfway decent or halfway craptastic? You can’t decide, and neither can I. However, I didn’t want to decapitate myself afterwards, which means I was somewhat amused and entertained. Well done.

♣♣: Not entirely awful, but not quite dollar store material either. Enough substance to catch my eye, but not enough to keep me interested longer than the attention span of a goldfish.

♣: Not worth my time, let alone anyone else’s. I do not mean to sound cruel or harsh, but everyone has a talent…this is clearly not one of yours.

(♣½: I will try to make ½ ratings rare, because it is ♣ purgatory…halfway between the better and the worse.)

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